Time to polish off the old resume. Chalk the Presidential Experiment up as another in your string of failures. I wonder if the 'Beautiful Mind' will change your place at the dinner table? Will Poppy still take you out on his Cigarette boat? (Will the fish still bite? 'Cause we don't.) Does 'Pickles' still relish you - or is that the Zoloft talking? Sure hope you have a pre-nup.
Is brother Jeffie resigned to the fact that you've not only terminated your political career - but his as well?
That's a lot of questions, I know. So here's some facts for ya - We the People will never forgive you for what you have done to this beloved country - and we will see you disgraced for all the greedy, illegal, immoral acts you have committed - to say nothing of your hypocrisy and blasphemy. God doesn't truck with people like you - and She didn't put you in the White House. And She's not talking to you - it's the Jack Daniels.
Nixon 'got it'. It's about time you did too.
NSA: Go stuff yourself.
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