Reply #27: Underpants, can I be your campaign manager? [View All]

I'm not old enough to run for prez or vp, will be turning 31 on Dec. 20th. But, I would be an excellent campaign manager. We could work on getting the famous talented actress Lindsay Lohan to endorse you...oh never mind. She doesn't like underpants. Um, my husband's band could play for you before all of your campaign rally speeches. Their name? Big Floppy Disk. It works perfectly. Not kidding about their name either. We could pass out boxers at the National Convention and require all your supporters to wear them on top of their head. Also, we could tape a series of commercials to outline just why boxers are better than briefs. Sounds good to me, whatya think?