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teach1st

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Fri Mar-19-04 09:35 PM
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12. Reminds me of the old joke..

Edited on Fri Mar-19-04 09:38 PM by teach1st

"Rumsfeld was saying we needed to bomb Iraq....We all said, 'but no, no. Al Qaeda is in Afghanistan," recounts Clarke, "and Rumsfeld said, 'There aren't any good targets in Afghanistan and there are lots of good targets in Iraq.'

"What are you looking for?"
"My keys"
"Where did you loose them?"
"In the living room"
"Then why are you looking here in the kitchen?"
"The light's better in here."

And now a new joke: Why did the moron bomb Iraq?

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