*************Top Ten Mistakes Barack Obama Might Make************ [View All]

Lots of talk from Clinton supporters about things that could happen to the political novice and utterly un-vetted Barack Obama, miscues which would derail his run and justify Clinton's continuing campaign without money, without enough pledged delegates, without enough super-delegates, and with waning support.

Here then, are The Top Ten Mistakes Barack Obama Might Make:

10. Flip-flops to support bans on hope and change.
9. Finds out his campaign strategist is lobbying for Colombians and only pretends to fire him.
8. Rookie political gaffe: endorses Hillary.
7. Reveals he drinks coffee black and hates lattes.
6. Tries to give away half of Czechoslovakia to Hitler.
5. Bowls an 11.
4. Speaks before a crowd of only 45,000.
3. Two words: Redneck Makeover.
2. Tugs on John McCain's jowls "just to see if they're real."
1. Starts giggling and calling his supporters "the unpopular vote."


If I forgot any, please add 'em on.