A Message of Christmas Cheer and Hope [View All]

Hi kids, this is just a message to let you know that I heard from Rudolph yesterday and he told me that Santa Claus was working extremely hard, 24/7, to bring us the best Christmas we could ever possibly imagine. Santa and his elves have uncovered a wealth of presents that should keep that mean old grinch and his minions from ever bothering us again. I just hope he keeps his slay safe (he may be a little late this year due to global warming affecting the jet stream).

While many of us doubt whether there is a REAL Santa Claus, I think it is important to see the Santa Claus in others as well, such as Santa O. Santa O has reported that he is in a secure location and on vacation, but we all know what that means :9 I don't know if we'll be getting any computers from Santa O though :-(

Oh, and the big guy feels that this is the most important and shocking Christmas there ever was, and that the future of Christmas itself may very well be at stake.......HO, HO, HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!