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Reply #16: I was laying claim to the 35,000 sq ft Evangelical Mega-church down the street. [View All]

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cleanhippie

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Tue May-24-11 10:22 AM
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16. I was laying claim to the 35,000 sq ft Evangelical Mega-church down the street.

Much to the surprise of the congregation who were waiting to be raptured. I walked in and was asked "have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?" I said "No, I'm checking out my new strip club." The puzzled looks only took a moment to change into realization of what I was getting at.

Needless to say, there will NOT be a new nudie bar going in anytime soon. :(

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