"Ministry Caregivers Licensure For Human Development Paraprofessionals And Scriptureologists"...
"Paraprofessionals": If I recall my Greek prefices, "para-" means "beside," "beyond," and/or "against." (I'm reminded of those commercials and print ads for "gen-u-ine faux diamonds"; I'm guessing the marketers gamble on the premise that their target audience thinks "faux" either means "certified," or is a country in Africa.)
"Scriptureologists": There is one thing, and one thing only, this "word" brings to mind:
"They have one thing you haven't got: a diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitartus Committiartum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of ThD."
"ThD?"
"That's Doctor of Thinkology!"
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