Anybody for a KOEB commando raid on MSNBC world ... [View All]

headquarters so we can destroy these Oddball tapes? L'Affaire Oddball! They came, they saw, they destroyed! I now have an earworm courtesy of the whistling contest segment. KO, honey, I'll make a deal with ya, never show that Japanese game show segment again and I'll send you $100.00. Never show the whistling guy ever again and I'll send you $1,000.00! Never mention TomKat again, well, I don't what I would send to your producers because that would be priceless. :puke:

Here are some people, who, in my humble opinion, are past their sell by date:
Michael Federline
Michael Jackson
Liza Minnelli
and that guy who's suing her (See, can't even remember his name.)
Rush Limbaugh (Hey, Rush, this native Missourian says your time is up! Notice how the President has'nt called lately?)
The Big Giant Head (Got news for you blowhard, more than half your audience is composed of people looking for a good laugh. I've also noticed your viewership is'nt increasing. How's come you never mention that?)
TomKat
Senator Rick Santorum (R-sexually depraved)
Senator Christopher Bond (R-MO)(Fathead!)
Senator Trent Lott (R-MS hair helmet)
Representative Tom Delay (R-Boss Hog)
Karl Rove (Yesterday's Man)
MO Governor Matt Blunt (R-future one termer)
OJ Simpson
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