Reply #20: You Mean You Finally Got This Memo? [View All]

I met "The Nuge" in 1990...he came in and did a hunting and fishing radio show in Chicago. He advocated that everyone go out and kill their own food and that whacking animals was fun.

Then there was his years of being a hate show host in Detroit where he railed against that immoral Clinton who got a sloppy blowjob...cause it obviously wasn't of the quality Ted had been used to in the back of the bus at all those concert stops.

And of course there's Warrior Ted who things we should bomb everything and anything that moves in Iraq...just don't mess up the oil cause he's got a fleet of SUVs to keep running.

Since the only concert gigs he gets now is appearing with Charlie Daniels on Hannidate, he needs something to get attention. Time to change his name from "Motor City Madman" to just plain Asshat.