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the picture i have in my mind of your average freeper: 50-something white male; pattern baldness; lives with mom; has homosexual ideation, but hates himself for it; morbidly obese and suffers from one or more obesity-related diseases; collects SSI and disability, but will be the first one to spout off about "personal responsibility," "welfare queens," and the "welfare state;" has dried spittle in the corners of his mouth and a permanent herpes sore from that one time he was able to go to thailand to cruise the child prostitution scene; sits at computer with dialup and masturbates compulsively--gave up trying to clean the dried up semen years ago; has a perpetual oily sheen: hair, although bald on top has a deformed mullet, skin--pockmarked and oily, hands--permanent layer of moisturizer.
and so on.
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