Reply #135: We are on a bus being driven off a cliff [View All]

by insane clowns. Every seat has dvd players and most of the passengers are avoiding the problem clearly visible outside the windows by staring intently at the dancing figures on their dvd player. The insane clowns are running a steady stream of bullshit over the intercom about what a great trip this is and how wonderful it will be when we get there and what great service everyone is getting on the bus. The wheels have fallen off. We are plunging down the side of a steep cliff into a black abyss. The clown appointed driver isn't sure what any of the peddles are for, and seems to just enjoy mindlessly spinning the steering wheel. A few passengers are very very scared, some of these are catatonic, others are trying to organize a revolt against the clowns. Every now and then the door opens and one of the passengers is grabbed and tossed off the bus.