If I Switch Parties, Can I Get Away With Repeated Felonies Too? [View All]

I have never been presented a good reason to switch parties. But, I have to say that being able to break laws with absolutely no "accountability" for my actions would be pretty freaking sweet! It seems to work for many wingers. Those that are investigated get off and far more are never investigated at all. Even when busted red freaking handed doctor shopping they get to walk.

Is there some unwritten rule that I have no heard of on this? The "Wingers Walk" provision?

I'm pretty sure that if any Dem did some of the shit they get away with, they would be in jail.

So, in exchange for Republican immunity, I'll be willing to switch parties. But, I want it in writing first!

Got that Karl? I'll stop kicking your boy in the nuts for full immunity. Anything less and I do not let up on you fucking criminals!