Reply #267: Nah, not yet [View All]

According to the 2004 book "How to Be President", by Stephen P. Wiliams, (page 17) the Presidential Freebies are:

Pens
Personalized stationery
Cable and Satellite TV
High speed internet access
Toothbrush cups displaying the Presidential Sal
Valet and Housekeeping services (they pay for their own dry-cleaning)
Commander-in-Chief terrycloth bathrobe
unlimited periodical and newspaper subscriptions
All meals
First run and yet-to-be-released movies
Wake up service
Local and international calls
Nightly bedspread turndown service
Unlimited mints and hard candy

Deodorant, hair spray, toothpaste, and other personal non-edical items are your responsibility.

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So if they have to pay for their own deodorant and drycleaning, why on earth do you think they don't buy their own clothes? They pay for their own haircuts, too.