Reply #9: His teacher never told him why the Pilgrims came to America... [View All]

"FREEDOM OF RELIGION"

Maybe little Virgil was AWOL from school that day and he plum missed the lesson on "FREEDOM OF RELIGION?"

Maybe he was down on his knees, or his luck, somewhere else, and just couldn't make it to school that day?

Maybe he was out helping his preacher catch some fresh snakes for next hump day's prayer meetin'?

Maybe he had been abducted by Ted Haggard, or a UFO?

Maybe he'd flown to Rome to visit the Pope?

Maybe he was rolling all over the floor of his local Bushler youth rally and just overlooked school that one day?

Maybe he was having some sport fragging toad frogs and dreaming about maybe one day himself becoming President of the United States of America?

Maybe Virgil wants the whole world to witness his ignorance, up close?