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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-25-06 05:25 PM
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48. a bonus about getting the NY Times ...
... is that you can do away with the standard lead aprons for your patients, when you're doing the X-rays. Just toss a couple of weekend editions on top of them when they're in the chair, and not only is "The Old Gray Lady" thick and dense enough to protect them from the radiation, but it's also heavy enough to immobilize them so they don't wriggle around and spoil the image!

Re: "Cheerleader" -- if you added a couple of those teen idol mags featuring the new "boy bands" (which my landlord's pre-teen daughter swoons over) -- you might end up with Mark Foley as a client! Scary!
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