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OxQQme Donating Member (694 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 12:16 PM
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51. Wondering if dumb blonde
Edited on Thu Mar-02-06 12:17 PM by OxQQme
and/or redneck jokes fit into this category.
I'd be willing to bet most here have had a good laugh at the expense of others.

You might be a redneck:
Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower -
Steve, Bruce and Jed.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says,
"Someone should go and tell his wife."

Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
Budweiser. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband
was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the
door I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow.

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you
are".


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