Reply #112: Worst brawl I ever saw (the police were called) in a restaurant... [View All]

...a fair sized, VERY LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS family pretty much taking over the center of a pretty fancy (by my humble standards) restaurant --- telling a lot of LOUD ETHNIC JOKES.

My future wife and I were seated at the window, and kept rolling our eyes at each other ("can you BELIEVE that crowd..?")

Eventually a young well-to-do couple (she wore fur) came in, and the LOUD OBNOXIOUS FAMILY started making Polish jokes. Did I mention they were loud and obnoxious? Anyway, the young well-to-do wife-in-fur is (you guessed it) POLISH! So her husband goes to the table, and asks if they could cool it the Polish jokes, and so "Da" and Uncle Whatsis-name tell the young well-to-do husband to go f*ck himself...

It gets much worse from there.

Did I mention that the police were called?

So next thing you know there's this BALL OF FLAILING BODIES heading straight for the future missus and me, and we're SMOOSHED UP AGAINST THE WINDOW because the waiters and busboys couldn't break things up fast enough, and the young well-to-do couple left without eating, and the police wanted to have a word with "Da" and Uncle Whatsis-name, and MISSUS "DA" starts bitching BECAUSE "DA"'S STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF EATING HIS DINNER G*DDAMMIT she says!

We don't eat there any more.

Hey, I'll take a little grace over this nonsense anytime.