War on Cows! [View All]

War on Fish! War on Electric Toasters! War on Encephalopathy! War on Sock Darning! War on Faulty Traffic Lights! War on Toadstools! War on Spontaneous Human Pyramid Formation! War on People Who Cheat at Monopoly! War on Reprehensibility! War on Sandals! War on Sandwich Wrapping! War on Speech Impediments! War on Dentists! War on Earwax! War on People who Sniff Loudly in Resteraunts! War on Muzak! War on Euphemisms! War on Collective Nouns! War on Popsicle Sticks! War on Toilet Paper Origami! War on Pretty Flowers! War on Telephone Directories! War on Bad Cosmetic Surgery! War on Pop-up Advertisements! War on Bad Plotting in Science Fiction Spin-Off Serieses! War on Macrame! War on Phone Trees! War on Mobius Strips! War on Narcolepsy! War on Jelly Sandwiches! War on Pavement Art! War on Zinc! War on the Planet Saturn! War on Paper Cuts! War on Semi-Colons! War on Mashed Potatoes! War on Belly-Button Fluff! War! War! War!

Ever get the feeling that some people, reeeeeaally, really want to feel like a soldier?

I think on some deeply buried level that they daren't show, some of these human wrecks on the right carry a terrible sense of personal shame...