Kookie&Sam see Fred THOMPSON as RAYGUN,Geo.WILL does *not*!!1 [View All]

Who died and turned RAYGUN into some kind of gawd, or even some kind of allegedly "great" president?

Kookie ROBERTS and Sam DONALDSON were out-drooling each other to welcome the coming of THOMPSON as the New RAYGUN, who will (this is THEM talking) inject celebrity and persona into the campaign.

Unaccountably, it was Debates-book-THIEF Will who deflated him, saying that by the time RAYGUN had (been nominated?) he had already crisscrossed the country (twice? or for two years?) "communicating beliefs. Can you name ONE THING Thompson believes?"

Sam came up with "THE FLAG."

Yass, our national elections are decided upon what camera-trained personalities "believe" about such things as THE FLAG.

Oh, there was a hint of trouble, whether THOMPSON might be hurt by an old portrayal of a bigot. He must have been DRAWING ON SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE!!1