Reply #21: Quotes from Denny Crane [View All]

''Do you think it's a sign of Alzheimer's if you can't remember how many people you've shot?''
''There you go again. Always looking for a point.''
''Here's a tip my friend. Never, ever talk about anything to do with the environment. Makes you boring. Second, it's political. You gotta figure half the people are against you.''
''Don't waste your time trying to get in my head. There's nothing there.''
''Son. Son. This is the United States of America. We don't really believe in Miranda anymore.''
''I misplaced a client once...I made sure to ship him off to some country with no extradition -- South America. He sends me Felice Cupleanos cards every year.''
''Watch it, Judge. We're a superpower. Don't make us add you to the axis.''
''Canada. Japan. England. Any number of those pinko countries, I'd be in jail for shooting somebody''
''The current president of the United States is George Walker Bush, son to George Herbert Walker Bush, whose father was the late United States Senator Prescott Bush, who, as an undergraduate at Yale, once wrestled my father in the nude. But that's a story for another day. Let's stick to the issues at hand. Denny Crane.''