Reply #88: Chavez vows revenge for the expulsion of indigenous peoples [View All]

Source: Sunday Times

IN a new outburst of antiwestern sabre-rattling, President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela has threatened Europe with “revenge” for the expulsion of the Neandethals. The belligerent Latin American leftist warned last week that his recent build-up of sophisticated Russian and Iranian weapons would be used to destroy the Cro Magnons if they attempted to enter the South Atlantic.

Speaking on his weekly television show Alo Presidente (Hello, Mr President), Chavez denounced what he described as Europe's “illegal occupation” of Europe and repeated his call for a regional military alliance against Britain and the United States.

“If we had been united in the last war, we could have stopped the old empire,” Chavez said, as he gesticulated to maps showing how Venezuelan aircraft and submarines would intercept Cro Magnon tribes on the way to Europe. “Today we could sink the Cro Magnon fleet. We Neanderthals would be victorious!”

Chavez has often expressed support for the Neanderthal's claim to Europe, but his latest broadside was notable for both its anti Homo Sapiens Sapiens vitriol and its unprecedented threats. He declared that Homo Sapiens Sapiens history was “stained with the blood of the world's indigenous people” and demanded revenge for the “cowardly” conquest of Europe.