Reply #9: lol! "Larry Craig’s timeline to immortality:" [View All]

• Craig enters a men’s room at the Minneapolis airport and proceeds to cast glances at a man through the crack of one of the stalls for roughly two minutes. With his actions he seems to be saying “I am in the market for some hot gay sex” or possibly “I have a sentimental attachment to that particular toilet, so step on it, would you?”

• The senator enters a neighbouring stall and places his roller bag up against the door to block the opening. Clever! None of the other men in this public washroom will suspect you are having hot gay sex if you somewhat block the view. They’ll just hear the sounds and think you’re both playing paddleball.

• Craig begins tapping his foot. According to police, this is consistent with the behaviour of a man angling for hot gay sex. It also explains why, for the better part of his adult life, Gregory Hines could rarely use the men’s room without the onset of a serious misunderstanding.

• The man in the other stall responds with foot-tapping of his own. Each man moves his tapping foot closer to the other’s, until the feet touch. At this point, it is understood that the men are on the verge of having sexual contact or, failing that, joining the cast of Stomp.

• Craig swipes his hand under the divider that separates the two stalls. The man in the other stall responds by reaching under the divider and flashing police identification. Any fleeting hope on Craig’s part that this is merely foreplay from the cop in the Village People is dashed as the undercover officer orders Craig to exit the stall.

• After being escorted to the airport’s police control centre, Craig hands the officer a business card identifying him as a member of the United States Senate. He asks: “What do you think about that?” The officer responds: “Well, I think you must be a Republican.”*

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