Reply #91: "How leftist are you?" "I'm so leftist that...." [View All]

"...I moved to New Zealand so the toilet water would swirl to the left."

"...I always travel Greyhound, because I heard the Right Bros. invented air travel."

"...I store food in the refrigerator overnight before eating it, so that everything that passes my lips is a LEFT-over."

Seriously, leftist, rightest, they are relative terms. Anyone here wants to tell me he or she is the ultimate leftist, I can find someone who will tell you how many ways you have sold out to the system. And then I can find someone to tell THAT person how pathetically bourgeois he is for using toilet paper and having a fixed address and a Social Security number and not dropping acid three times a week before mailing letter bombs to the RNC.