Reply #64: Yes, pounders and bong hits and sex, [View All]

but we didn't simulate sex in front of our teachers.

Once my girlfriends and I got caught with a bottle of schnapps outside the school dance - we told the teacher, "its only one bottle between 6 of us - we won't even get drunk!" He told us to be careful and walked away. Then we got high and went into the dance.

But we never freak danced. That's just wrong. What is this world coming to!

I remember that after our school fight song, all the students (and some of the parents) would add a little chant, "Jefferson High (or name your opponent) ain't shit". How do you remove 200 kids from the stands at once?

Nowadays, I think they would find a way to punish this. Maybe record the entire thing and bring us all in, one by one, to the office the next day to get our suspension, using freeze frames from the video.