Reply #47: I smoke outside [View All]

when my kids are home. I also smoke in the basement when the kids are here in the winter, but it is ventilated outside thru a window fan when I do. My girlfriend doesn't care that much for the basement smoking, evenm though it's ventilated. I told her I didn't commit to a 23 year debt to smoke in a fucking snowbank. One thing I don't like to do is refuse my smoking friends from smoking in my house when I invite them over. If my kids are here we go into the basement and they aren't allowed in while we are smoking. I find it makes for less people coming over duiring the winter months because of having to freeze in a snowbank to have a cigarette.

A few months ago I was leaving the hospital and put a smoke in my mouth when I exited. The security guard watched me as I went across the parking lot and when I was getting into my car I lit it up and got in.. before I could buckle up and start the car he was at my window tapping on the glass.. I rolled the window down and he told me I couldn't smoke "in my car, on hospital property" and I'd have to extinguish it. I calmly told him he could go fuck himself and if he didn't fuck off immediately I would put it out on his forehead. He grabbed his radio and said something about needing backup. Then he tried to stop me from leaving. I told him to get out of the way or I'd run him down. He told me the police were on the way.. I laughed and said the police don't bother with shit like that and if they wanted they could track me down and arrest me home. He moved out of the way and let me go.
Assholes taking their shitty security jobs way too seriously.