Reply #22: This is NOTHING compared to what they've done to the White House! [View All]

"Black is the new white" says White House propaganda minister Scott McClellan with a face so straight you could iron shirts with it.

"It's time for a change," said Bush in a taped statement he made late last weekend from a cave rumored somewhere in Afghanistan, that's how pissed everyone is at this, his latest bone-headed blundering idiotic move that beggars even the humblest intellect; but Bush is not backing down. "Sometimes you have to try new approaches and new things, ya know? Ya gotta hunker down and approach some old things sorta sideways, and turn them into new stuff, and stuff like that," Bush continued in a brief unscripted appearance the next day. "Law-making is like tipping cows," he said with confidence. "Ya just gotta sneak up real quiet and get the drop on the critters, that's all."

When questioned further on this cryptic and seemingly unrelated response, Bush retreated into nearby shadow...

"This is ridiculous," said Harry Reid, spokesman for the Democratic minority in the Senate. "Ten billion, and they're not even putting down drop cloths!"