Reply #5: Here in Amurrica, The Waters Will NOT Rise [View All]

Here in Amurrica the oceans' waters will NOT rise and the decent, G*d-fearing folks will be able to go about their business without worrying about the seas washing over their coastal cities. When the oceans' waters start to rise, hundreds of thousands of ditto-heads will park their SUVs at beach-side parking lots and stroll into the raging surf with their arms outstretched shouting "Clinton's Fault!" "Clinton's Fault!" "Clinton's Fault!" and "Monica!" Monica!" And lo, the power of the Lord will be made manifest. Upon hearing their cries, the Almighty will raise His hand, and the waters will recede and stay receded, the oil fields of the lower 48 states and ANWR will miraculously replenish themselves, provided, of course, that American voters make sure that the GOP stays in control of the White House and as the majority party in the House of Representatives and the Senate. :sarcasm: