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Ian David

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Fri Jan-25-08 04:43 PM
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12. Ignorance runs in Stallone's family...

Sylvester Stallone's mom will read the future in your ass. Honestly.
Posted 01.19.2004 by Dave
Threeply sent this in:

"Stop! Or my mom will read your fortune through your ass! That's right, Jacqueline Stallone is the mother of Sly Stallone and she has the mystical powers of reading your future based on an imprint of your ass. In the past, this nutjob has also claimed to be able to talk with your dogs over the phone as well. I think if I were Sly Stallone, I'd hand this bitch a quick two million bucks to shut the hell up and hang out with her retired friends.

"She calls it Rumpology, but I think the correct term here is Asstrology."

It's only $125 to get your ass read. Anybody volunteer?

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http://www.poopreport.com/BMnewswire/1006.html

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