Judi's Rudy Tootie, Whipped & Kicked in the Booty [View All]

poor Schlub.. what's a guy gonna do now?

From 911 TITAN, he became the Shrinking Man
(at least they spelled the name right)


Here he is , as a stagehand tries to un-stick his casters...




the posters and endorsements were all ready..



Where oh where, did he go wrong?

One Florida voter said "He's just weird", when asked what he thought about Rudy.


FoxNews is heartbroken


He tried so hard..


Maybe Alex Trebek will invite him.. He'd be a shoo-in


He used to have such FLAIR..panache..Joie d' Vivre


He hob-nobbed with the movers & shakers


He had great friends (and not all of them are under indictment..just a few)..


He won awards


He's a Patriot


He could do Radio...It could happen:)


He could play a fireman in the movies..


or a villain


or a crooner


or star in Guys & Dolls


or Guest-host for Jay Leno


He could become a philatelist..starting with his prized stamp


A famous artist painted a picture of a saint that looks just like him..


THIS famous artist could immortalize him..just like Gonzo.. on a tortilla


No doubt , he'll go back on the Gravy Train Tour


If people no longer like him, there are many businesses he could run..


If The Big Apple gets to be too much , here's a beauty of a house that was tailor made for him
1111 e 91st street ....Bradenton, Florida(it's over $750K)


or a more modest one in West Allis, Wisconsin
911 S 119 St....

$184,900
3 br 1 ½ ba 1,156 sqft

year Built: 1962
Price/sqft: $160
ZIP Code: 53214

WARNING:
This house may not be big enough for his Home Entertainment Center