Reply #15: So this woman is in the hospital giving birth [View All]

And after many hours in labor the baby finally come out.

The baby looks around the delievery room, settles on the doctor holding him, and says "Are you my daddy?"

The doctor looks astonished adn replies "No, I'm the doctor."

"Fuck you," the newborn says, and looks at the nurse standing nearby. "Are you my daddy?"

The nurse replies with some surpise "Why, no. No, I'm not."

"Fuck you," the newborn says, and looks around the rooom until he spies the woman's husband. "Are you my father?"

"Why yes, yes I am!" says teh father happily.

"Pick me up!" teh baby says. The father picks him up and cuddles him.

"Higher!" The father picks him up and holds him to his chest.

"HIGHER!" screams the baby. The father picks him up until they are face-t0-face.

The baby reaches out and begins repeatedly and emphatically poking his father in the forehead.

"How do you like it, you bastard! Feed good, you inconsiderate ass? Now you know how it feels!"

:-)