Reply #12: Nah, we're not about to lower ourselves. Thanks for the invite, though. [View All]

I mean, for Chrissakes, isn't it enough that you've tried to invade us a number of times, and that every President up to and including Ford has entertained plans to annex us? Or that you own about 90 per cent of our industries? Or that your culture is so pervasive, voluminous, and loud that it completely swamps ours? Now you'd want us to repeal universal health care, gay marriage, and other socially progressive legislation and go back to the Stone Age (all right, the Bronze Age, then)?

Not gonna happen. For one thing, I know I would flatly refuse to share my nationality with Glenn Beck. Frankly, it's presumptuous and very self-aggrandizing of Americans to assume that folks from other countries want to be Americans.