Reply #26: Here's the official Hannity Sing-along song: [View All]

(To the tune of "Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?")

Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
My T V has Sean Hannity
It’s the same old insanity
Mostly just good for a scare

They promised their ranting would be fair and balanced
Assaulting my eardrums with forethought and malice
They promised to give us some serious stories
But FOX would never go there.


Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Bill O’Reilly’s huge vanity,
Big and fat like a manatee,
Tell him the truth if you dare!

They say that their drivel resembles reporting
I wonder what kind of white powder they’re snorting?
Or what’s the deception to which they’re resorting
To make us think round holes are square?


Oh dear! What can the matter be?
Half truths, lies and profanity
FOX deceives all humanity
Nowhere near balanced or fair!