Let Michael Vick entertain his fans [View All]

Whereas the Atlanta Falcon fans appear to want to keep Michael Vick no matter what crime he has committed and being that those same people love to see a lot of action at the football stadium, I propose a compromise.

In football there is an old tactic where the linemen attempt to rush in and cripple the quarterback. It's called "red dogging".

Under my compromise, Vick remains suspended from play but he will be permitted to dress in his tights and hangout along the Atlanta side of the field each Sunday. He will be allowed to initiate a new form of entertainment for his many fans. It will be called the Black Dog.

Each time the Falcons make a first down, Vick will do the Black Dog by jumping into the Falcon bleachers, grabbing any redneck he chooses and stomping the crap out of him. He will begin with the cheap seats, and work his way up to the sky boxes. In an average game, it's not unusual for the Falcons to make 20 to 30 first downs. His many redneck loyalists will surely get their money's worth.

How about the fans ? So they may get stomped a little -- so what ? It will be a lot more fun than sitting for hours watching a NASCAR race and praying somebody gets killed and nothing happening. There's too many disappointing evenings with car racing. Better a few sure ass whippings with Vick's Black Dogging the faithful. Anyway, anybody who supports a dog torturer is bound to enjoy an ass whipping -- even if it's his own.