Reply #18: Dear Skinner, [View All]

It's raining and we can't go outside. The water is rising. There's been an outbreak of Hep-C and mono. Someone is spreading rumors that the kid in Bunk 19-B spanks his monkey all night long. Tomorrow we were supposed to go to the top of the mountain, but our counselor got arrested for pot posession, so we'll probably have to stay in our cabins all day and read comic books over and over. The washers and dryers are all broken, so we'll be bringing home 2 weeks worth of dirty laundry. We haven't had anything to eat for 2 weeks except cereal and spaghettios. Wait a minute. It's stopped raining...gee dat's bettuh...Mudduh, Fadduh, kindly disregard this lettuh...

Seriously, Skinner, we don't expect you and the admins to save the world. It's our world. We've all gotta save it.