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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:00 PM
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Weeping cardboard Christ draws Texas pilgrims
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/2563012

Weeping cardboard Christ draws Texas pilgrims
Associated Press

ROBSTOWN -- Religious pilgrims have come to this Coastal Bend town by the hundreds to glimpse an image of Jesus they say began weeping inside a wood-framed house following a grandmother's prayers for a baby in a Houston hospital .

The pilgrims were told that the tears were in response to prayers from a young grandmother for her critically disfigured grandson.

<snip>

Fino, a Catholic, dabbed cotton balls against two streams of oily substance that trickled from the outside corners of the image's eyes. She gave them to visitors, one after another.

"I got to wipe the tears," Jamie Gonzalez, 30, said as she steadied herself on the porch with the walker she needed to enter the home. "It's just faith."

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KissMyAsscroft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:02 PM
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1. Damn, cardboard?


Christ has gotten CHEAP!
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:02 PM
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28. Hey, it wasn't a tortilla
as has happened more than a few times.
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:03 PM
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2. He's crying because the people are being mislead,...
,...would be my spiritual guess *smile*.
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Sandpiper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:03 PM
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3. I'm going to set up a stand
Outside, and sell pieces of the true cross to the pilgirms.
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:04 PM
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4. Now that's Bush's Christ
weeping "oily substance", I mean c'mon PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!
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cprise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:05 PM
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5. A place worse than South Park
Life IS stranger than fiction.

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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:07 PM
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6. "I got to wipe the tears,"
too.
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chelaque liberal Donating Member (981 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:26 PM
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7. That's the answer! Jesus needs to appear in a bowl of spaghetti
and tell Bush's deciples he doesn't want them to kill, rape or humiliate his Iraqi children.
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BayCityProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:35 PM
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9. oh for the love of Darwin
some people need to be slapped.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:05 PM
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20. He did appear in a plate of spaghetti
Edited on Tue May-11-04 09:05 PM by proud2Blib
it was on a billboard in Atlanta a few years ago. It's been my favorite 'sighting' ever since I heard about it, cause if Jesus did show up, I'd want to see him in MY spaghetti.:bounce:
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TroglodyteScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:23 PM
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25. Is that an UCB reference? (eom)
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:35 PM
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8. He's stuck in Texas
So he knows what's really going down.



http://www.wgoeshome.com
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:38 PM
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10. I don't care if it rains or freezes....
...as long as I got my cardboard Jesus...

:eyes:
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:55 PM
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13. LOL!!!!
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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:08 PM
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15. halle
achoo-la, brother!
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:39 PM
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11. Will she sell pieces of the box on ebay?
Cool. "Real Jesus Tears for Sale". Place your bids.
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Lindacooks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:50 PM
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12. If God could perform 'miracles'
why on earth would He waste his time with something as stupid as this? This doesn't help anybody, it doesn't relieve any suffering. Some people are such fools.
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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:18 PM
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29. Right. Especially when there are football games to tend to.
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happynewyear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 07:59 PM
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14. chills down my spine
Before I even had a chance to read this whole thing, chills starting going up and down my spine.

Maybe the second coming of Christ is right around the corner. The times we see now are calling for it!
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:21 PM
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16. That reminds me...I need a new plastic Jesus for my dashboard...
Anybody got an extra.

Oh, btw, I'm from Texas.

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:25 PM
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17. Read the second half of this page to understand the drive for this stuff
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:41 PM
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18. LOL
does anyone remember the "picture of Jesus" that turned out to be a picture of Willie Nelson as the Red-headed Stranger under some wallpager? Pitiful people flocked to see that, too.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:52 PM
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19. We'd be in pretty good shape if Willie turned out to really be Jesus.
Pretty good shape indeed.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:11 PM
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I'll toke to that
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:11 PM
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23. go Willy
Edited on Tue May-11-04 09:12 PM by proud2Blib
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minkyboodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:06 PM
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21. Anyone remember Mr Show
When they did the amazing money eating Madonna statue miracle.... just mad me think of that.
Scott
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AngryWhiteLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:11 PM
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22. Steaming pile of dog crap looks like Virgin Mary in profile
"I got to touch the face of the Virgin Mary," Jamie Dumbass, 30, said as she steadies herself on the porch with the wooden leg she needed to enter the home. "It's just so beautiful," she said as a dark brown residue smeared across her fingertips.

Religious nuts...aren't they grand?

JB
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:18 PM
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24. Behold! The holy tortilla!


See?! Can you see him? Can you?
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:59 PM
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27. Sorry, I was thinking of this one and posted
before I read the whole thread.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:57 PM
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26. He appeared on a flour tortilla once,
until it finally got moldy. I guess the health department confiscated it after that.
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