Courtesy of Crooks and Liars...
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/12/14/the-cowardice-of-michael-crichton/ ...but sourced by TPMmuckraker:
http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/002156.phpGlobal Warming Denier Michael Crichton Fictionalizes Critic as Child Rapist
This March, Michael Crowley wrote a cover story (sub. req.) in The New Republic hitting blockbuster novelist Michael Crichton's very public denials that global warming was a proved phenomenon. That was the last he'd heard from Crichton until he picked his latest novel, Next. Here's what he found:
"Alex Burnet was in the middle of the most difficult trial of her career, a rape case involving the sexual assault of a two-year-old boy in Malibu. The defendant, thirty-year-old Mick Crowley, was a Washington-based political columnist who was visiting his sister-in-law when he experienced an overwhelming urge to have anal sex with her young son, still in diapers. Crowley was a wealthy, spoiled Yale graduate and heir to a pharmaceutical fortune. ...
"It turned out Crowley's taste in love objects was well known in Washington, but --as was his custom--tried the case vigorously in the press months before the trial, repeatedly characterizing Alex and the child's mother as "fantasizing feminist fundamentalists" who had made up the whole thing from "their sick, twisted imaginations." This, despite a well-documented hospital examination of the child. (Crowley's penis was small, but he had still caused significant tears to the toddler's rectum.)"
In an article posted to the New Republic's Web site today, Crowley responded:
"The next page contains fleeting references to Crowley as a 'weasel' and a 'dickhead,' and, later, 'that political reporter who likes little boys.' But that's it--Crowley comes and goes without affecting the plot. He is not a character so much as a voodoo doll. Knowing that Crichton had used prior books to attack very real-seeming people, I was suspicious. Who was this Mick Crowley? A Google search turned up an Irish Workers Party politician in Knocknaheeny, Ireland. But Crowley's tireless advocacy for County Cork's disabled seemed to make him an unlikely target of Crichton's ire. And that's when it dawned on me: I happen to be a Washington political journalist. And, yes, I did attend Yale University. And, come to think of it, I had recently written a critical 3,700-word cover story about Crichton. In lieu of a letter to the editor, Crichton had fictionalized me as a child rapist. And, perhaps worse, falsely branded me a pharmaceutical-industry profiteer."
Unfuckingbelievable.
One of the commenters at TPMM left this flawless comeback:
Reminds me of the story of hack fiction author Mikhail Crichton, who offered me $20 and a signed copy of "Jurassic Pork" if I'd let him suck my dick in the Port Authority restroom.
That story, of course, is pure fiction.
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