The Onion (humor) - What Do You Think? - Richard Clarke Speaks Out

StlMo

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Wed Mar-31-04 02:12 PM
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The Onion (humor) - What Do You Think? - Richard Clarke Speaks Out

Edited on Wed Mar-31-04 02:24 PM by StlMo

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The Onion - What Do You Think?

Richard Clarke Speaks Out

Former counterterrorism official Richard Clarke emerged as a controversial, outspoken figure at the Sept. 11 investigation hearings. What do you think?

...

"Clarke is just mad because he was passed over for a promotion. And because his bosses' indifference to the American public was indirectly responsible for 3,000 deaths."

"Richard Clarke was fixated on, even obsessed with, terrorists and terrorism. Do we really want people like that in our government?"

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http://www.theonion.com/wdyt

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donhakman

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Wed Mar-31-04 06:34 PM
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1. I think the Onion lost all its good people

Now they are down to just 8 people.
After I was fired from the Onion for sexually harrassing
myself I was hired by the New Bush Times to balance the
extremist voice of the Onion.

Here are some rare out takes during my transition period that
no one has ever seen before.

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/onion4a.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/onion.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/onion1.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/onion2.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/onion3.jpg

I have to post them this way for you to copy and paste in your
browser if you so desire, otherwise the page overloads.

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