Our holy father, blessed be thy war.

Dear Lord, with your love and justification for a war no one but our clan seems to understand, may we be blessed in the blood of Jesus. This would not be America without the freedom only Christiandom can dispense. We spread freedom, not war. No expense is to large for our undertaking of God's will. No corporation is too greedy to fullfill God's plan. We bring out the best in our Christian soldiers to be the best they can be. We take no prisoners but merely briefly detain non believers.

Let us pray that Muslims Falwell. We are in a Rush and will not Delay in our fight to make goodness prevail over evil. Freedom is in Limbaugh until the Scalias of Justice tip in favor of Christian rule. "I amBush, the son of God's will" said George the second in the chapter of the Neoconinthians. We shall avenge all who are killed until no one else may die in vain. We will take care of all those who hate freedom. It is our sacred duty to continue punching, slapping and kicking detainees; jumping on their naked feet; Videotaping and photographing naked male and female detainees; Forcibly arranging detainees in various sexually explicit positions for photographing; Forcing detainees to remove their clothing and keeping them naked for several days at a time; Forcing naked male detainees to wear women's underwear; Forcing groups of male detainees to masturbate themselves while being photographed and videotaped; Arranging naked male detainees in a pile and jumping on them; A male MP guard having sex with a female detainee; Using military working dogs to intimidate and frighten detainees, and in at least one case biting and severely injuring a detainee; Taking photographs of dead Iraqi detainees; Breaking chemical lights and pouring phosphoric liquid on detainees; Beating detainees with a broom handle and chair; Threatening male detainees with rape; Sodomizing a detainee with a chemical light and relieving many of the torurous pain that a Godless life delivers.

May evil doers anywhere who do not learn from our compassionate crusade and innocent antics, taste the atomic purifying fires of our Lord's grace.
Amen.






Another strange but true parody by Don Hakman

"A male MP guard having sex with a female detainee;" (That used to be called rape.)

Aren't we good, we got rid of Saddam's rape rooms. Why are they not happy we are there? (Sarcasm)

How did we get involved in this war anyway.

It's always a sign of good politics and bad government when the people are left wondering just how they got into such a bad situation. The politicians outwitted the statesmen.