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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:22 PM
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What in the world is going on with Chimpy??
He looks just plain terrible!!

LOL -- Is this his version of the Macarena?
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MSchreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:24 PM
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Is it me?
Or does it look like he got Botox shots to stop him from smirking?

Martin
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boxster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:24 PM
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1. Nope, that's the "oh, I can't hear you, so I'm not going to answer any...
questions" look. He's got that one nailed down.
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Virginian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:53 PM
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12. How very Reaganesque n/t
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boxster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 06:38 PM
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35. Exactly.
Reagan was the master. Bush is but an apprentice.
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:25 PM
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2. Its a salute - as learned in the Texas Air National Guard
He never got the hang of it after only a few drills.
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 03:57 PM
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22. Very good.
Puffy faced also.
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9215 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:38 PM
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26. LOL! Like the British salute with
the palm facing out. Not bad for the chimp, but he needs to get his hand up higher...like at his brow. :bounce:
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 09:32 PM
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39. Well he is new to the world of opposable thumbs
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 06:19 PM
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31. Here he is bringing dignity and honor back to the presidential salute.
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:25 PM
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3. Maybe It's a One-Sided Macarena
like the French-English thing in the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:26 PM
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4. What a Dope
Is his nose getting pointier ?
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 06:23 PM
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32. Nose comparison.
October, 2002



Several months later
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:27 PM
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5. His upper lip is disappearing..Paging Meg Ryan, Paging Meg Ryan
:)
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CaptainClark23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:29 PM
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6. Its the earpiece
Notice how his right eye is distinctly out of phase with left eye...thats from the electrical pulse from the earpiece. Rove has a joy buzzer when he wants to make sure shrub keeps his mouth shut.

Took awhile to work out, initially the Oval Office TV remote set it off...thats where the choking on a pretzel episode came from.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:40 PM
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10. confused his butt plug with his earpiece
hampers his hearing but no one questions the talking outta his arse.
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 03:09 PM
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14. give him a break
it's an easy mistake for a shithead.
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I AM SPARTACUS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 10:27 PM
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42. lol
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:35 PM
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7. I think he should get together with Drag Queen Rudy
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 03:40 PM
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17. bush in drag???


next you'll want to see santorum and cheney too...
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 03:54 PM
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21. He looked like he was doing Mae West in that photo
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:38 PM
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8. Q: Why does he always wear a tie?
Edited on Wed Mar-10-04 02:39 PM by Jackpine Radical
A: To hide the shock collar Rove makes him wear when he's in public.
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sadiesworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:39 PM
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9. He needs to ask Kerry where he gets his hair cut.
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:40 PM
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11. I Can Hear You ...
But I don't give a Fuck what you are saying.

Cheers
Drifter
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Gloria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 02:59 PM
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13. What's that red dot on the end of his nose??? Is it his Pinocchio
nose??
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 03:21 PM
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15. Hair looks like a Brillo pad
I think he misplaced his shampoo so he's using a bar of Ivory soap instead.
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 03:34 PM
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16. he was puffy yesterday
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 03:46 PM
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18. Is that an old tracyotomy scar in his neck?
Maybe one of those off the record car accidents and they needed to intube him?
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 03:48 PM
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19. I think they're screwing up his Xanax dose
I hear that stuff really screws you up after awhile and it's very, very addictive. He really looks looped.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 04:53 PM
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23. Psychopaths don't generally need Xanax.
He's too narcissistic and convinced of his own infallibility to actually worry about anything.
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:37 PM
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25. He's got to be on some kind of prescription med
It's the only way he can get high, and it's apparent he is flying on something. I'm no expert on prescription drugs but xanax and oxycotin seems to be the drugs of choice now a days for these guys. Maybe Halycon, like his daddy?
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 10:31 PM
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43. Oxy & the benzos are essentially "downers."
Bush is more likely on some stimulant such as amphetamine. That's much more consistent with the psychopathic personality.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 03:49 PM
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20. he looks like a f***ing moron
how is that different from usual???
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9215 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:34 PM
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24. Look at that expression it is a cynical
Edited on Wed Mar-10-04 05:36 PM by 9215
reaction to the person asking the question.
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hippiegranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:38 PM
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27. he looks like Chevy Chase
trying to look cool for Christy Brinkley in "Vacation."
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:40 PM
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28. I think he looks cute.
No, seriously, I do!

Love,

Gov. Perry
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 06:24 PM
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33. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:D
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:40 PM
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29. Those eyes, That's what a first class hangover looks like.
.
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 05:44 PM
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30. He's got a drinking problem.
Like in the movie Airplane.
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 06:36 PM
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34. Looks like he just got done throwing a few "pretzels" back with the boys.
He will look like this in the morning.



Or this of course.

http://www.nrc.nl/images/bush,7.jpg
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Malva Zebrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 06:46 PM
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36. PLaying the clown--he thinks it will take people's mind off his miserable
failures. He must have taken the role of the family clown in his dysfunctional family--some would say one or two of his parents were alcoholic. Children then adopt coping mechanism and one is the family clown who attempts to fix things by making everyone laugh.

He is pathetic--this is the leader--we are losing our troops--he acts as if they do not exist--the dead ones are not really dead ones and the wounded have not really been wounded.

Carry on--make stupid , clown like jokes and clown for the cameras. It is about what you are capable of.
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Jawja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 06:50 PM
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37. He looks
awfully stupid in that picture. His eyes are too close together.

Hi, CAT!! :hi:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 07:01 PM
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38. yo, Jawja!!!
think he looks stupid there?

double your fun:
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Jawja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 09:53 PM
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40. ROFLMAO!!!
Babs looks crazy and he looks lit up!!
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T Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-10-04 10:17 PM
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41. What does he use for shampoo anyway, some nasty bar soap ?
It sure looks like it.
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