Partial Text of Iraqi Constitution

We the People of Iraq, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, crack down on looters not members of our families, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and the members of our religious group, do ordain and establish this Constitution, if it's OK with Paul Bremer. No official may seize any man's property, including his wife and daughters, without due process of law. Congress shall make no law regarding the establishment of religion, except maybe Islam. For the support of this document, and with a firm reliance on the protection of Allah, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and a reasonable share of the kickbacks from Halliburton.

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