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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:18 PM
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Breaking News: OSAMA FOUND!!!


...I suspect it'll go a little somethin' like this......
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gasperc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:19 PM
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1. good one
eom
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:19 PM
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2. LOL, I predict you will get a lot of hits n/t
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:20 PM
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3. ALIENS HAVE LANDED!
They killed a guy in Jersey!
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:21 PM
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4. Damn you. I thought you were serious:)
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:24 PM
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5. Looks about right but you need to name a place and time to qualify
for the OBL pool!

Here's an idea for you mopaul;

A spoof up of the Golden Arches - Instead of a big yellow M and a sign with 10 Billion Served it should be a big yellow W and a sign with 2.5 Million Unemployed! Dubya* McWarmonger should be there with applications for his new "manufacturing" job of Fries cook. Instead of the Hamburglar, there could be the Jobsburglar, and of course Smirky would replace Grimace!!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:28 PM
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6. and on the next shelf... The "Ronsicle"
who will be thawed around October 30th.. not on Halloween because we have to "think of the childrennnnnn".. But of course the mass mourning will commence immediately....Every "I Voted" sticker gives an automatic admittance into the "Grief-a-Torium", where all will be invited to kiss Grover Nutquist's ring, and deposit a check into the "Imperial Pocket" on their way out.. Refreshments will be served in the ante-room where Ann Coulter will personally autograph her latest book.. "The DemocRATS Killed Ronald Reagan".. Sean Hannity will be on hand to sign copies of his latest book too... "Let the Inquistion Begin"..
Burial will be on the WhiteHouse Lawn ... Infidels not invited
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:30 PM
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7. This thread locked by Skypilot
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:32 PM
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8. Damn you MoPaul!
It's good to have you back posting on DU! :)

:yourock:

RL
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:34 PM
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9. I'm betting WAY before October
Seriously, it won't be that hard to find bin Laden once the troops actually start looking for him. He'll be bagged, dragged, and fragged by this summer, probably around the time of the president's Ground Zero acceptance speech (delivered by bull horn, no doubt). The only real question will be why the two year delay in the hunt? I'll bet there's about 200 families in Spain curious about the answer to that question.
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wallflower2 Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:41 PM
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10. the fraudministration would do something like that...
Edited on Mon Mar-15-04 02:04 PM by wallflower2
check out what the freepers are bantering around:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1234546&mesg_id=1235295


http://www.almuk.com/obm/index.html

they will go to insane lengths to justify their ends and means.

SICK!


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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:51 PM
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11. your link is broke n/t
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:05 PM
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 06:33 PM
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13. DELETED MESSAGE?....Zero posts?....wonder what HE said?
i wish i knew
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 06:35 PM
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14. Gimme Mo of Mopaul!
:thumbsup:
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AP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 06:37 PM
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15. Last thing bush said to him before they froze him: "I need you."
OBL's response: "I know."
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