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Puglover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 12:52 PM
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I could stomach Wolf Blitzer....
if he would fucking WEAR an "I love Bunnypants" button rather then posing as a journalist. Gawd, pisses me off so much I could go eat beetles. How do these hacks keep their jobs anyway? Pasty asshole.
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Qanisqineq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 12:55 PM
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1. I'd stay away from beetles and try grasshoppers
Edited on Tue Mar-23-04 12:56 PM by Tolania
blister beetles could cause painful blisters in your mouth.

Edit: unless you are familiar with the different beetle families in the order Coleoptera (yes, I study bugs)
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Minstrel Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 01:04 PM
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2. I couldn't stomach the Wolfman
even if he were an unapologetic lefty.

His delivery - the way he STRESSES! EACH! WORD! - simply beats me down. I hate it.
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 01:30 PM
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6. And hasn't any....one ever
'splained to him that you....should stop for a breath at the end of sentances not in....the middle of them? That has always driven....me a little nutsoid about....Wolf.
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 01:09 PM
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3. Hey! Beetles are our friends!
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JohnyCanuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 01:11 PM
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4. And Paul was my favorite. n/t
Oh sorry, wrong beetle.
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 01:19 PM
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5. I'd prefer a cheerleader outfit
pom-poms, miniskirt, and a sweater with a big "W" in the middle.
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