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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:14 AM
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Prediction: Kerry's Tax Increase to Cost $5 Gazillion
by the time of the Convention. (as far as the repubs are concerned)

the SNEER was on live a little while ago and it's already gone from $900B to $1.7 TRILLION

wasn't it $500B a couple of weeks ago?

after the convention, they'll claim that the democrats will be selling christian babies to the chinese to pay for Kerry's spending increases...

what a world, what a world....
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:16 AM
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1. Is that per person or per household?
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:37 PM
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14. Per quark. (nt)
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:54 PM
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17. LMAO n/t
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:53 PM
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23. No mention of quarks in the Bible . Is Kerry some kind of Satanist?
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Sagan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:24 AM
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2. Oh, like they understand numbers at all...

How can anyone trust a number coming out of * or Dick's mouth? They've lied about numbers from day one. Any number at all, it seems, was to be lied about.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:29 AM
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3. One GOOGLE Dollars
Someone will say that at the convention in NY. That's my prediction. They'll think the word is funny, too!

Of course, the bushbots will buy it. Never mind that the tax cuts all had the exact opposite effect of what these economic geniuses claimed. (And Clinton's tax increases had the opposite effect of what the doom and gloom repubs predicted. Same with 41's increases.)

That's O for 3, boys. Time to put down your calculators. You fail!
The Professor
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:30 AM
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4. "Time to put down your calculators"
actually, I think their abacus is short a couple of beads

or

there's a few too many knots in their string...
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:58 AM
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6. It's For Sure Not A Slide Rule
Those idiots would never figure out how to use one.
The Professor
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Rufus T. Firefly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:50 AM
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5. Or how about a Googolplex?
That's a googol to the googol power.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:03 PM
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7. Also: "Kerry Sponsored Legislation to Arm Troops with Slingshots"
Followed by, "Kerry Would Change US Official Language to French."
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:05 PM
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8. "Kerry to provide army with chariots and horses"
"Kerry to confiscate all children's college savings accounts and give money to welfare queens".
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:11 PM
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9. "Kerry to Form New Group: Vietnam Veterans Against Godfearing Christians"
"Kerry Advocates Constitutional Amendment Banning Heterosexual Marriage"
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:15 PM
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10. You mean "...and give the money to welfare DRAG queens."
Edited on Mon Mar-29-04 12:16 PM by JHB
Hit all the hot buttons at once!
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:34 PM
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12. Saving that one for a better headline:
"Kerry to require all NASCAR drivers to dress as Drag Queens"

"Kerry's first executive order: Police to confiscate all firearms and bibles from populace"

"Kerry to make Islam the official national religion"
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:33 PM
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11. Remember, Bush claims he is not a mathematician
And we should remind as many people as we can that Bush admitted this.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:36 PM
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13. If He Did Say He Was, Who Would Believe It
It's obvious listenting to him that he can't count past 25. Fingers, toes, nose, ears, eyes. That's it.
The Professor
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:41 PM
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15. "Kerry Announces Defense Cuts"
"As long as they're in a desert, they can work in the nude. Oui?"
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EV1Ltimm Donating Member (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:45 PM
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16. don't forget about his soylent green initiative
and his plans to resurrect napoleon, ghangis khan, hitler and stalin -- just to have their genetic material fused together with hillary clinton's. the hillary-bots will march on washington by fiscal year 2007.
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mobuto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 01:01 PM
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18. No, the true cost isn't mentioned in dollars
John Kerry's reckless tax scheme will cost America more than dollars, it will tax the souls of our children. John Kerry wants to steal the smile of every child and he'll give it to his foreign-leader friends. Don't let him get away with it.

-A message from the Bush / Cheney '04 campaign team
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 01:32 PM
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19. "Kerry Kills Kitty Kats"
Oops, that was Frist...
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 01:41 PM
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20. "Kerry Gassed his Own People"
Oops, that was the maggot Tom Delay.
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i_c_a_White_Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 01:42 PM
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21. It grows just like the White house nose
those idiots don't realize the election is about shrub
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:48 PM
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22. Like this?
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