Top 25 Anti-Bush Bumper Stickers

25) "Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld: The Asses of Evil"

24) "Bush's Record Deficits: It's Not Just No Jobs, It's An Indenture"

23) "If You Can Read This, You'd Make A Better President"

22) "Bush/Cheney: Malice in Blunderland"

21) "Bush Lied. Thousands Died"

20) "Anyone Seen Our Constitution Lately?"

19) "We're Spending Our Kids' Social Security"

18) "Lick Bush in 2004"

17) "War IS Terror"

16) "The Emperor Has No Clue"

15) "One Nation, Under Surveillance"

14) "The last folks who took orders from a BUSH got stuck in the desert for 40 years."

13) "Regime Change Begins at Home"

12) "Give Me Accountability or Give Me Bush"

11) "Bush & Cheney: Just Your Typical Used War Salesmen"

10) "Warning: Fascists in Mirror are Closer Than They Appear"

9) "Dumb Presidents Su-ck"

8) "Keep Our Constitution Fool-Proof"

7) "Dick Cheney Before He Dicks You"

6) "Drunken Frat Boy Drives Country Into Ditch"

5) "Dubya's Iraq Attack: Just Another Faith-Based Initiative"

4) "Stop Mad Cowboy Disease"

3) "A Fool and His Cheney Are Soon Pardoned"

2) "How Did Our Oil Get Under Their Sand?"

1) "I Survived The 2000 Election And All I Got Was This Stupid President"

spotted in Berkeley.

made a poster for my window.

"punk-ass chump" hehheh

go to goergebushisapunk.com

it is funny

Clinton: Blow Job
Bush: Blows Jobs

Clinton - Blow Job
Bush - No Job

Thank you.

Since I'm in the land of 95% "Support Our Troops" bumper stickers, I'd really to have my own with the saying from a flyer I found somewhere on the net:

Support Our Troops, Elect A NEW Commander-In-Chief

That said, I love all of the ones on the list. If I was still driving my '89 Subaru I'd slap most of them on...

It says:
REALLY support our troops
Don't let them kill or die for oil.

"I don't have to like Bu$h to Love America", complete with a picture of the Stars & Stripes. It works on many levels. Best of all, it takes the wind out of the sails of the uberpatriots who think you can't question the motives & actions of the current pResident...

...plus I like numbers 23 ("If You Can Read This, You'd Make A Better President") and 6 ("Drunken Frat Boy Drives Country Into Ditch") above.

:D

except for the fact that I'm a drunken frat boy :)

Thanks Sen. Graham.

"Bush I: war, recession, debt
Bush II: war, recession, debt
It feels so good when you stop"

I kinda like that one. :-)

this one, I don't think I made it up (pretty sure I didn't, but can't remember where I saw it?)

JAIL TO THE THIEF

saw that at an anti-war rally last year back when there was some slim hope we wouldn't invade Iraq....

It makes absolutely no sense to anyone who has actually read the bible.

...no new Texans."

but i'm calling bullshit.

2: And the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed.
3: And Moses said, I will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt.
4: And when the LORD saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I.
5: And he said, Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground.
6: Moreover he said, I am the God of thy father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; for he was afraid to look upon God.
7: And the LORD said, I have surely seen the affliction of my people which are in Egypt, and have heard their cry by reason of their taskmasters; for I know their sorrows;
8: And I am come down to deliver them out of the hand of the Egyptians, and to bring them up out of that land unto a good land and a large, unto a land flowing with milk and honey; unto the place of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Amorites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites.

god in bush. moses listens to burning bush speaking with god's voice. voice tells moses what to say, and do, to bring the good folks out of bondage in egypt. people end up wandering in desert for 40 years because they were all uppity when they first got there. end of story. you can try to parse and bullshit and play with idiot details if you like, but not only is the reference easily understandible within our cultural frame of reference, it also makes sense if you go straight to the source.

oh yeah, that... and... it's a joke.

In fact it was my favorite one in the list.

also:

"He Wasn't Elected September 11th Either"


:evilgrin:

complaining about the fact that Bush did not win the election is a losing approach.

"It's Not Over Till Your Brother Counts The Votes"

"God Bless President Hastert"

is on my car

Support Our Troops.
Bring Them Home.

I've ordered some that say:


Tell you what...
Let's not elect him
in 2004 either!

Go to makestickers.com and have some fun.

They do very small runs (1 sticker).