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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 08:09 AM
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Fire Dept responds to White House, Smoke seen coming from Bush Ears
His Marines backing off Fallujah

The City is alive with cries of Victory

Photos of Prisoner abuse

The Brits got their own abuse scandal

Sadr digging in

178 deaths for April alone.

Military Families calling for the troops return

Budget out of whack

365 new jobs for April, 74658 lost due to outsourcing

Condi mad at him

PR Firms want more money

Spends 80 million $$$ and gets a 5% drop in the polls?

Media piling on him, new books every week adding to the pile

Global Warming is Real and its Coming and George asleep at the wheel

Bankers going nuts as he over spends by $800 BILLION

"Muffy", his rubber Duck, has been duck napped, quack

Tony, troubles of his own, cannot help.

Kerry gaining lead, landslide looms

June 30 around the corner, Iraq still unprepared

Got scolding from speech therapist: "Its REBUILDING! Not OCCUPATION"

Press Con was a Flop

Everything else seems a Flop

Arnie wants Money

More reports of Iraqi Prisoner abuse emerging

Karen mad at him too?

DOW dangerously close 9000's

Mom is coming this afternoon and she is PISSED
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 08:13 AM
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1. the flames
from his pants are now out of control.

dp
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 08:19 AM
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4. The FireFighters are hooking up the 2 1/2" line for attack.
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 08:14 AM
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2. "365 new jobs for April, 74658 lost due to outsourcing"
I missed this one. Do you have a link?

Thanks
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 08:17 AM
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3. in this case, I was being facetious, lol
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 08:45 AM
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5. FD Arson Investigators puzzled
Edited on Sat May-01-04 08:46 AM by kanrok
Cannot Find Source Of Fire.
A Fire Department source was quoted as saying "We first thought it was merely another case of "liar-liar-pants-on-fire" that initially caused the blaze. We've come to determine that there were other sources, which combined with "liar-liar-pants-on-fire" caused the conflagration. At first blush it seemed that the the smoke was coming from his ears, but we later uncovered that his head was so far up his ass that it impossible to know for sure if it was his head, his ass, or "Liar-liar." We are awaiting confirmation from the lab."
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 08:57 AM
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6. Hehehehehahahahahehehehehahahahaha
Very nice, kanrok!! :D :thumbsup:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 09:01 AM
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7. Classic case of Spuffit's Disease has a hold on Shrub!
Will the Real Doktor Muffy please stand up and Quack?

Spuffit's Disease: When one's Face Looks So Much Like One's Ass They Don't Know Which Way To Turn! No, Repeat, No Known Cure!

Muffy is Flying Southeast to the newly created GOPer Quackmire in Iraq needs a Vector Quack errr...Quick! Fears Dickhead Cheney and his Duck Murdering Pals! More at 11:00!

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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 10:58 AM
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10. Spuffit the Muffit? Oh Lordy, When yo head look Ed Zachery like yo ass
thats cruel and unusual repediment for the impediment to Peace. Gawd, give the man a brain, even if its from a duck, quack
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 10:52 AM
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9. Kanrok Now dats funny,lol
Edited on Sat May-01-04 10:53 AM by opihimoimoi
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 09:06 AM
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8. sounds like a recipe for
Spontaneous Human Combustion to me!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 11:00 AM
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11. Get those HALOGEN EXTINGUISHERS for this one. They put out
the hardest fires.
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 11:20 AM
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12. hell NO...
pour gas on it!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 12:56 PM
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14. LOL, like in Aluminum fires, fuckin real HOT
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 11:26 AM
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13. I don't think the "HALOGEN EXTINGUISHERS " gonna' werk.......
where the ghoulish GOPers Gangstas are headed! THe GOPers gonna' need a brimstone type A-Z for the GOPers final hot assed homecoming! The Devil will be sorry he has to spend forever with the likes of Bushco! Even devils can't hack that kind of trash! :puke: I hope all the little toads Bush fragged years ago are there to pour $3.00 a gallon gas on him and make heap big case of hot ass for him in Hell!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-04 12:58 PM
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15. Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, This guys gatta go, thats a MUST
I waz hoping to go to Hell and join a lotta friends but if BushCo is gonna be there, I may have to reconsider.

Maybe I go see the Kahuna on this one.

Come, enough of Bushit, we go drink
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