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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 05:45 PM
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ChimpCo now considers poor people national security threats!
Defense Department officials are actually trying to revoke this JANITOR's security clearance (which he needs to work), because they are concerned that his poverty will provoke him to sell government secrets!! What's Dick Cheney's excuse for selling out all of America? WTF? Poverty now a person a real national security threat? A terrorist? Didn't *'s fantastic tax cut solve all of this man's problems? We are reeeeeeeeeally through the looking glass, at this point, folks!

http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/219/nation/Janitor_s_fight_for_job_security+.shtml
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 05:49 PM
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1. wha-wha-WHAT????
here is a goddam clue, DICK:

Pay the guy a decent wage and maybe he won't be poor!!!!

where is that home trepanning kit when I REALLY need it????


:nofuckingsmileyapplies:
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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 05:57 PM
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2. A decent wage - from a Corporation tied to the Cheap Labor Party?
Ain't gonna happen, my man! I must admit, I do miss cursing when starting up a good Bush-bashing thread!! I hope these rules don't become permanent! DU isn't turning prudish on us, is it? What's with this sudden PG-13 attitude?
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 06:04 PM
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5. yikes! There are cursing rules too?
I better use more asterisks!

sadly, who are they gonna replace this guy with? Someone who earns $75k? It's the antethesis of the conservative platform to pay a JANITOR decent money!

the mind boggles...
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 06:11 PM
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7. Only in posts that start threads in GD.
(snip)

These rules only place limits on the content of a post which starts a new discussion topic. These rules place no limits on the content of replies posted in a discussion topic.

(end snip)

FUCK BUSH!
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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 06:14 PM
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8. Okay. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Felt good to get that one out!

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Clete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 06:03 PM
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3. What was that again?
The party of compassionate conservatives?
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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 06:09 PM
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6. What "compassionate conservatism" means is...
Compassion for conservatives!!! Period!
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 06:03 PM
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4. We all know it takes at least 30 million before we can buy someone's trust
Odai and Qusay know that anyway.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 06:16 PM
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9. It's not the poor that are a risk
It is the greedy that can be compromised. Unfortunately, if all greddy people were denied clearances, it would be awful hard to staff Republican administrations.

On second thought, I may be on to something


PS. This story is a dupe from 2 days ago
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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 06:18 PM
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10. Name me ONE greedy person in the Cheap Labor Party!!!
C'mon! Name me one!!
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 06:30 PM
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11. Maybe I should go to the meeting room and hook up with the
witches or the prognosticators, because I wrote this in 1995 when newt was doing his 'Contract on America'...these are the last few lines.


Listen to me folks! I’m free from vise!
I’m rich and I’m right. Take my advise!
Listen to me folks! Become one of us!
They have no money, no power, no impetus!

It’s people like them whining and blaming!
No personal responsibility has them shaming!

Madison Ave’s job is to sell our - er - the product!
Not take responsibility for their child’s misconduct!

The conclusions at which I have arrived!
Are Scientifically based facts “Good Guys” contrived!

Relative truth does not exist!
We know they give it a twist!
They call it nutrition, prevention, reciprocity!
We’ll prove being poor is a punishable felony!

KS. Welch 1995
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 07:01 PM
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12. Will Dick volunteer to clean the toilets?
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ElementaryPenguin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 07:17 PM
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13. Stupid, Rich, Ruthless, Greedy White men are the problem!
How many poor people belong to the BFEE/PNAC/Carlyle Group Mob??
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