Kidnapped Halliburton employee rescued by Donald "Rambo" Rumsfeld!

BREAKING NEWS FROM FAUX!!!

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Armed to the teeth, Rummy blasted his way through scores of dead-enders and broke into the kidnappers lair. Rummy freed the hostage, then threw him over his back and bravely crossed crocodile-infested moats. They only rested long enough to completely refurbish a school, continuing Halliburton's effort to save Iraq.

When asked by reporters if his story was complete bullshit, Rummy responded, "There is a lot of folklore out there about this. Is it folklore? Well, there are known unknowns and then there are known knowns. This is something like that. Freedom is untidy, but I am the unsticker."

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Missed in the many articles about President Hitler's "muscle mass," was the rigorous Navy Seal training regime of Donald "Rambo" Rumsfeld. Known mostly for his incredible sexiness and musky scent, Rummy is also a ninja.

The man just gives and gives and gives, doesn't he?

LOL

That man is just a true hero

He is so sexy that he freezes his defender on the pick and roll!

that was funny.

Thanks for the laugh.

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and sweeping up the rubbish while he toted the Halliburton guy to safety! Witnesses said it sounded like Rumbow hummed Heil to the Chimp as he carried the victim off into the Iraqi sunset! Bill O'Really stated that Rambush would almost certianly award the Gold Broom Metal with oak leaf clusters and diamonds and rubies to old green teeth errr...Secretary Rumbow on the CIC's next photo op on the carrier USS Nancy Reagan!

considering he was helping that teenage mother stuck in an elevator give birth to that adorable litter of kittens.

gosh!

golly!

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