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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:56 PM
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FANTASTIC Pro-Democrat Email to share and pass around....
Do you buy these arguments of the current administration and its
cronies?????

1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.

4. "Standing Tall for America'" means firing your workers and moving
their jobs to India.

5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.

7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run
for governor of California as a Republican.

9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

11. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at
heart.

12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing
health care to all Americans is socialism.

13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.

14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a
bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
Internet.

17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John
Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.

19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

Feel free to pass these on. If you don't send them to at least ten other people, we're likely to be stuck with Bush for 4 more years.
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the Kelly Gang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:59 PM
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1. it's great..straight to the point, simple and truthful
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 01:01 PM
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2. Funny, (sort of) and to the point
I may pass that one on...
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 01:13 PM
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3. SHARE!!! This is the kind of information WE need to get around!!!
geesh.
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IrateCitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 01:21 PM
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4. Thanks! I just sent it to my wife to use on one of her RW coworkers!
And who said that liberals don't have a sense of humor.... :D
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