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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:24 AM
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The Official 'Eat Poop, Freepers' Thread
Edited on Fri May-07-04 12:24 AM by WilliamPitt
Here, in this place, in this time, at this moment, tell any and all Freep buttchunks to eat poop.

If you need a quick lesson, observe:

EAT POOP, FREEP!

See? Easy as pie.

Have at it.

:)

P.S. The term 'Freep' shall mean: George W. 'Duh' Bush. Dick 'I Have Been Dead For Seven Months' Cheney, Don 'Soon-To-Be A Fuller Brush Man' Rumsfeld, Paul 'Totally Fucking Insane' Wolfowitz, Ahmad 'Laughing All The Way To The Bank' Chalabi, Colin 'Voh Doh Dee Oh Doh' Powell, Condoleezza 'Put It In My Butt George' Rice, Richard 'Thank God For The Death Of My Credibility' Perle, and any and all neocon douchebags you care to mention.

Go.

:)
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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:26 AM
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1. Condoleezza 'Put It In My Butt George' Rice
Toooo fucking funny Will!
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NecessaryOnslaught Donating Member (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 05:41 PM
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42. And no lube!
Well, thats if george can still get it up with all the ambien hes been throwin down.
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MissRegina Donating Member (178 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:26 AM
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2. LOL
Interesting way to spend an evening on DU....talking about Freepers
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:27 AM
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3. Must I tell you to eat poop?
MUST I???
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MissRegina Donating Member (178 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:28 AM
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4. Didn't mean to be a party pooper.
:crazy:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:31 AM
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5. I'll poop on your party
:)

Heh. I made a pun.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:32 AM
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6. Hey Freepers!
:hurts:
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:32 AM
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7. Rush "I'm Not Really Fat, I'm Just Flatulent" Limbaugh - EAT POOP !!!
Oh... You have been. Dishin it out too.

:evilgrin:
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AZCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:33 AM
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8. Please correct the title of your thread...
As we all know, the diet of Freepers is not poop, but 'small children and people of lesser means.'

I await your prompt revision...
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:34 AM
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10. Change it to 'Eat small children and people of lesser means'?
Mehhhhhh...no.
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AZCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:39 AM
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14. But their GI tracts are specially adapted!
If you make them eat poop, it will be just like the poor 'soldier in white' ("Catch-22" reference).

From "Catch-22":
"Sewn into the bandages over the insides of both elbows were zippered lips through which he was fed clear fluid from a clear jar. A silent zinc pipe rose from the cement on his groin and was coupled to a slim rubber hose that carried waste from his kidneys and dripped it efficiently into a clear, stoppered jar on the floor. When the jar on the floor was full, the jar feeding his elbow was switched quickly so that the stuff could drip back into him."

-Joseph Heller

Freaky...
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:33 AM
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9. Can I get a special dispensation from the mods?
I could clear my ignore list tonight...:evilgrin:

Miserable poop-eaters. :crazy:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:35 AM
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11. Doh
:)
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:36 AM
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12. My French is nowhere but that has never stopped me

À tout le Freeps ici à du mangez la merde
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:59 AM
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30. In Other Words...

Frist du scheiss, Freepers!

Silflay hraka, oo embleer Freepers!

Eetyay IT-shay, Eepersfray!

Consume mass quantities of excretory matter, those of you who frequent certain neoconservative Internet posting areas!

Anyone know what it would be in Klingon? :)

309
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Calico Jack Rackham Donating Member (410 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:37 AM
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13. How about
Mancow "Its OK to shove things up prisoner's asses" Muller
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:39 AM
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15. freepers are tainted shit
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:43 AM
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16. But do you love them?
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:46 AM
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17. I follow the teachings of Christ
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:51 AM
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18. *snarf*
Is that Jesus in your sig?
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:55 AM
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19. I have two issues with this thread
First, I consider freepers to be supporters and admirers of the people you mentioned, not those people themselves. I would call them evil lying scumbags or something like that.

Second, does it have to be poop? I can think of lots better things for them to eat - broken glass, poisonous mushrooms, depleted uranium. Or how about if they just eat each other? Now there's an idea.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:57 AM
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21. If they eat each other, they are eating poop
Problem solved.
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:59 AM
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22. d
Edited on Fri May-07-04 01:00 AM by rumguy
s
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:00 AM
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23. Yet all of my love is tainted
Edited on Fri May-07-04 01:00 AM by WilliamPitt
or so I am told.

Edit: HA! Your edit was too late!
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:10 AM
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29. Lateness is a state of mind
we get into when we feel deprived...
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:02 AM
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24. OK, whatever
Eat poop, group of bad people herein defined as freeps! And feel free to throw on some broken glass, poisonous mushrooms, and depleted uranium.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:03 AM
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26. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings
Have some poop. You'll feel better.
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:07 AM
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28. Huh?
You didn't hurt my feelings. I'm just trying to get with the program here. No poop for me, thanks.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:55 AM
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20. Poop
Ah, I miss the good ol' Howard Dean days in GD Primary...:cry:
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:02 AM
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25. Uh, shouldn't that be...
... "Ahmad 'Laughing All The Way From The Bank' Chalabi?"
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:04 AM
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27. $340,000 a month he's getting from the Pentagon
That'd be "To the bank," Bob...
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 02:22 AM
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31. I was thinking of the $200-odd million he embezzled from...
... his own bank in Jordan, the source of his conviction. The money we're giving him is walking-around money compared to that....

Cheers.
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 02:24 AM
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32. Someone let mike know he dropped this in the hallway please
Edited on Fri May-07-04 02:27 AM by mharris660


Thanks

on edit: am I going to prison for this?
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 02:31 AM
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33. here's one for the freeps
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 08:58 AM
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34. LMAO !!
n/t

:evilgrin:
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:12 AM
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35. Eat Poop, Freep! And Eat Poop All who Support the Current Administration!!
and if you don't like it I'll have to get my Mifune on, and you DEFINITELY won't like that.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:13 AM
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36. eat ME freeps
wouldn't waste my precious poop on them

cu'er's too
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:16 AM
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37. Eat poop!
And while you're at it, freeps, why don't you shit and fall back in it?
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:18 AM
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38. Here's something better than that
ttp://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/
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nonconformist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:22 AM
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39. Hey freepers! This is for you
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 05:36 PM
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40. Kick
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 05:38 PM
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41. Hey freepers, a "boring" president is going to be a lot better
than a STUPID one!

Ya poopyheads!
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