Conservative? Single? - and not gettin’ any?

Conservative? Single? Not gettin’ any?

Well, hope had arrived!

Hey, you conservative studs, tired of having to put up with uppity feminazi’s on dates? Tired of “those” types of women that only want “libural”, tear-the-sheets, rip your ears off, screaming to “God, Oh, God!, Oh, God!, Yes!, Yes! Yes-God”, (when they don’t believe in God at all) sex? Tired of women that hammer you senseless (like that isn’t a condition for being a conservative) whenever you are together on the economy, families, Medicare, employment, defense, and our beloved Patriot Act?

And you single, conservative, true-American women out there. Don’t you want to have a true conservative mate? ”Tired of sifting through thousands of profiles only to find liberals that don't really share your viewpoints on important issues?” Don’t you want a thrice-divorced life-partner who says he is for “Family Values” while he’s having perverted sex with minors, adultery, bribing officials, murdering interns; that is a closeted homosexual who abandons his offspring, hires centerfolds in government jobs they are not qualified for, cheats on their taxes, and invests in porno? Wouldn’t you like to mother his “spawn” that will grow up to buy illegal drugs, get nabbed for underage drinking a couple of times, get a couple of DWI’s, grow pot for re-sale, skip military service (awww, just like dear old dad), and maybe become an anorexic, venom-filled, barren shrew with a right-wing conservative column? Hey, maybe a three-time divorcee “hunk” that buys the drugs he wants from his housekeeper (Ohhh, wouldn’t that be special!)?

Well, your time has come! Here it is. A place for conservatives to meet and mingle with “their own kind” – Singlerepublican.com!

<http://www.singlerepublican.com/default.asp>

Go there and retch!

I have no clue as to whether or not this is a hoax, but I found it today on “&c.” (Noam Scheiber‘s column).on the New Republic’s website. If it’s real, it’s a trip!

Take the “Tour”. Ever see so many couples wrapped up in the American flag? Hey!! There outta’ be a law! Look closely as some of the pictures. Are they using the flag - as a bed sheet?

On the “Screen shot’s”, notice on one of them this line: “Looking for a 20 something single mom that enjoys cooking?” Huh? What kinda slut are these guys looking for? What kind of “Family Values” conservative would want to hook up with a young woman that was either knocked-up and never married (and was a conservative?), or was married as a teenager (love em' young!, became a mother, and then divorced, all by the time she was, what? – freakin' 20!!

Or, the screen shot of “DVBGuy”, whose profile has his birthdate of 1965. But if you look at the text below, he claims he’s 34! Must be that “fuzzy math”. He must work at OMB. He also identifies himself as “Christian (Non-Catholic).” Huh? WTF…?? Catholics aren’t Christians anymore? How about Methodists, or Episcopalians?

It also shows this “Family Values”, Christian (Non-Catholic) to be divorced with his ex-wife and kids living somewhere else. I thought that conservative knew that Dr. Laura frowns on the bio-dads leaving the vicinity of their spawn.

Be sure to check out “Anna’s” profile. She's 22 and looking for a, “…down to earth, honest guy (oxymoron?) “…with a great sense of humor and love of family.”

Well, I guess that lets out “DVBGuy”. He didn’t tell the truth about his age, he’s not the same religion (another Dr. Laura no-no), and he sure as hell didn’t love his family enough to stick around.

But, notice that she’s looking for a guy …”between 26 (28?) and 38 years old.” Right. What 22-year old woman wouldn’t yearn for a guy 16 years older than herself? This tells me that she’s really a gold digger, seeking a fat-cat repuke that will get rich off others, and die waaaay before her so she can have a real life from his estate. Throw her off the site. Or keep her ALL to yourselves.

Who the hell created this web site? Didn’t anyone check their work?

Can you imagine these types getting together and reproducing? Missionary position, of course. And only a couple of times a year. (See also Monty Python’s “Meaning of Life”.)

If so, they need to do something about this. I can't bear the thought of them breeding for christ's sake.

on edit: Can you imagine these types getting together and reproducing? Missionary position, of course. And only a couple of times a year. (See also Monty Python’s “Meaning of Life”.)

LMAO, They won't enjoy it at all either.

they have as much right to a dating site as we do. I'd feel more comfortable with a liberal dating site, and I'm sure they feel the same way.

I don't bother with the internet sites anymore, but I remember when I did; more than half the men's profiles were from conservatives who said things like "no liberals need apply", etc. So it seems to me that they really don't need their own site, that there are more than enough conservatives on all the other singles sites. But maybe that's just me.

But they do have the right to their own site, just like we do.

:loveya:

Reported on Boston.com

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2004/04/18/hookuporg/

TOM SWANSON, a computer programmer from Missouri, used to have personal ads on Match.com and LavaLife.com, but found he wasn't meeting people who shared his political orientation. "It never felt right to just come out and ask, `What are you?,"' says Swanson.
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Did you notice that EVERY person on the site is painfully WHITE?

T.D.P.

Just curious.